{"product_id":"hans-sj-tilly","title":"Hans - SJ Tilly","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eCassie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow to make the handsome, brooding man across the street notice me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStep one: Deliver baked goods to his front porch, even though he never answers his door and always returns the containers when I’m not home.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStep two: Slowly lose my mind as a whole year passes without ever running into him, no matter how hard I try.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStep three: Have my boudoir photos accidentally delivered to his mailbox instead of mine. Have him open the package. Then have him storm into my home for the most panty-melting scolding of my life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStep four: Still figuring out step four.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\"\u003eHans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’m a dangerous man.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA man who has spent the last two decades removing so many souls from this earth that it’s a miracle my hands aren’t permanently stained red.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI’m a man who belongs in the shadows.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI certainly don’t belong in my pretty little neighbor’s bedroom when she’s not home, touching her things and inhaling her scent.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI shouldn’t follow her. Shouldn’t watch her. Because no number of cookies on my doorstep will change the fact that love isn’t an option for me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe only option left for me is violence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pages of Passion","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46206538875076,"sku":"00119","price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/3866\/1572\/files\/414yBkQ9hcL._SY445_SX342_QL70_ML2.jpg?v=1780418033","url":"https:\/\/pagesofpassion.ca\/products\/hans-sj-tilly","provider":"Pages of Passion","version":"1.0","type":"link"}